Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Kyle MacLachlan/Sinéad O'Connor (1990)
Chris Farley: Various, Leo Johnson
Quotes
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Dale Cooper : Maybe Leo did kill Laura Palmer, but... but we still haven't figured out who shot me.
Leo Johnson : I did! Jeez, you saw me!
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Audrey Horne : Agent Cooper.
Dale Cooper : Audrey. Did you dig up any new leads at the perfume counter?
Audrey Horne : I quit that job as soon as I found out that Leo did it.
Leo Johnson : That's right. I'm the one.
Dale Cooper : [walking over to Leo] I'm talking to Audrey.
Leo Johnson : I got pictures, see?
[pulls his wallet out of his pocket]
Leo Johnson : Here's me, about to kill her. Here's me killing her. Here's me wrapping her in plastic.
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Leo Johnson : I guess you heard, I did it. I'm ready to do my time. Get me a beer!