- [Aerosmith are guests on "Wayne's World"]
- Garth Algar: Ok, next question is for Steven: ehm... ok, are those really your lips or are they lip implants like Barbara Hershey had in the movie "Beaches"?
- Steven Tyler: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. They mine, man.
- Garth Algar: Bitchin'! Bitch'lips!
- Lady Smythe: Why, Bootblack. I see that the master's footwear isn't the only thing you've buffed to a high gloss!
- Bootblack: What?
- Lady Smythe: You know what I mean...
- Olivia: Odd remark, from one so close to being in the buff herself!
- Bootblack: [to Lady Smythe and Oliva] Lets just have three way sex.
- Evelyn Quince: Well this won't do! My delicious catfight has turned to simple fornication. Where's the danger? Oh, forget them, just forget them! Join me next week for the especially ribbald tale of the False Eunuch in the Harem of a best Arabian Sheik. I hope he keeps his hands to himself. I can't wait. Untill then, I'm Evelyn Quince. Goodbye everybody, goodbye!
- [Garth and Wayne are meeting Aerosmith]
- Garth Algar: Oh, Wayne, I'm so excited, I... I think I'm gonna hurl!
- Wayne Campbell: Hey! Garth, get it together man, don't hurl, cause if you hurl and I catch a whiff of it, man, I'm gonna spew. All right? And if I blow chuncks , chances are someone else is gonna honk, all right? And that's gonna set off a peristaltic chain reaction.
- Girl Watch #1: Too bad, she could have taught us so much in the ways of love...
- Girl Watch #2: Then again, we're a blank slate.
- Girl Watch #1: You said it, hombre. Any information would be most appreciated.
- Wayne Campbell: With the recent developments in Eastern Europe, do you think Communism is on the decline or is this just a temporary setback?
- Steven Tyler: Wow, man, that's a hard question. But I would have to respond with a qualified yes. Although it seems socialism is in repose, until you remove the Stalinist-era party apparatchiks there will be no real change in the Soviet Union.
- Tom Hamilton - Aerosmith: I disagree. There's never been a blueprint for the dictatorship of the proletariat, so it's bound to make mistakes. But if you study history you'll see since the rise of the nation-state that socialism has been an historical inevitability, dude.
- Donald Trump: [moving the turned-over cards on the table] Find the red queen, you know what I mean. There she is, now where'd she go? Keep your eye on the lady and then you'll know. It's a red queen, you know what I mean. Find the lady and you'll get the green.
- Ivana Trump: [hesitates but then selects a turned-over card] That one, That one.
- Donald Trump: [turns it over and it's not a red queen card] Oh too bad you lose. Nothing for you.