Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Ed O'Neill/Harry Connick Jr. (1990)
Nora Dunn: Various
Quotes
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Mr. Hemple : Well, he should know that driving is a privilege, and not a right. A car is really just a means of getting from A to B, not a sort of phallic symbol. It's power under control. In the wrong hands, a car is a lethal weapon capable of horrendous damage. In many ways a car is a... pulverizing death monster, with a glass and steel persona. A vicious, unforgiving beast, whose lust for blood is matched only by its love of carnage. A killing machine, worthy of its nickname: The Widowmaker.
Various : Bogus.