Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Willie Nelson (1987)

Dana Carvey: Various, Robin Leach, Church Lady

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• Church Lady : [interviewing Willie Nelson]  Now, William, I understand there is lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll on the road.

  Willie Nelson : Oh, c'mon, Church Lady, it's not like that. Most nights after a concert I just want to go to sleep.

  Church Lady : Come now, William, I know that you have a pile of naked drunken groupies waiting for you and "Little Willie" to rise out of the pulpit.

• Danny DeVito : [plugging the film "Tin Men"]  Well, among other things, It's about two rival aluminum siding salesmen and one guy has an affair with the other guy's wife, eh, to get even, you know?

  Church Lady : Oh, so it's a movie about adultery?

  Danny DeVito : No, no, no, no. It's not, it's not about, it's a comedy. It's not about adultery.

  Church Lady : And what's our rating, Daniel? Could it be "R"?

  Danny DeVito : Yes, it is an R rating, yes.

  Church Lady : Yes, I thought it was. Aparently some of us have to use the 'F' word to be funny.