Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Madonna/Simple Minds (1985)

Randy Quaid: John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, Joaquin Andujar, Various

Quotes 

• Princess Diana : [quite tipsy]  When will you understand that I am a person? That I am not some thing... that I am me, a person, and not just some thing. That you can't treat me like some thing. Because I am not a thing. I am a person, so treat me like a person and not a thing, because that is what I am. A person. Me.

  [buries her face against Ronald Reagan's broad chest] 

  Ronald Reagan : Well, that pretty much says it all.

  Prince Charles : [stands up, walks to Diana]  Oh darling, you poor thing.

• John F. Kennedy : Bobby, eh, we better give eh, Elvis some of these eh, sleeping pills eh , we might need a few hours to get away.

  Bobby Kennedy : Right.

  [takes the pills, looks at the label] 

  Bobby Kennedy : We can't Jack, they're addictive.

  John F. Kennedy : Just do it.