Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Richard Pryor/Gil Scott-Heron (1975)
Chevy Chase: New Dad, Weekend Update Anchor, Various
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Quotes
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Chevy Chase : You're probably pretty ready for the job... we got one more, kinda psychological test, just a word association, I'll, uh, just throw out a few words, anything that comes to your mind, just throw back at me, ok, just an arbitrary kinda thing, so if I said "dog", you'd say...
Richard Pryor : Tree.
Chevy Chase : Tree! Dog...
Richard Pryor : Tree.
[Chevy continues through several inoffensive words]
Chevy Chase : Negro?
Richard Pryor : Whitey.
Chevy Chase : Tar baby...
Richard Pryor : Whadja say?
Chevy Chase : Tar baby...
Richard Pryor : Ofay!
Chevy Chase : Colored?
Richard Pryor : Redneck!
Chevy Chase : Jungle bunny!
Richard Pryor : Peckerwood!
Chevy Chase : Burrhead!
Richard Pryor : Cracker!
Chevy Chase : Spearchucker!
Richard Pryor : White trash!
Chevy Chase : Jungle bunny!
Richard Pryor : Honky!
Chevy Chase : Spade!
Richard Pryor : Honky Honky!
Chevy Chase : NIGGER!
Richard Pryor : *DEAD* HONKY!
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Chevy Chase : And now, as a service for our viewers, here is Garrett Morris to provide the headlines for the hard of hearing. Today's top story; Generallisimo Francisco Franco is still dead
Garrett Morris : [shouting] Today's top story: Generallisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
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Chevy Chase : Ok, you're qualified for this job, how about a starting salary, $5000?
Richard Pryor : Yo mama!
Chevy Chase : Um, $7500 a year...
Richard Pryor : Yo GRAND-mama!
Chevy Chase : Fifteen thousand dollars a year, Mr. Wilson, you'll be the highest paid janitor in America, just don't, don't hurt me!
Richard Pryor : Ok. You want me to start now?
Chevy Chase : Oh, no no no, it's alright, I'll clean all this up. Take a couple weeks off, you look tired!
