Samurai Jack (TV Series)
Episode XVII - Jack and the Scotsman II (2002)
Ruth Williamson: Scotsman's Wife
Quotes
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Celtic Demon : The moon is full. Destroy the men and throw the fat female in the pot.
Scotsman's Wife : Fat? Fat? I'M NOT FAT; I'M STOUT!
Celtic Demon : Silence!
[the Scotsman's wife punches him in the stomach then tosses him]
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Samurai Jack : [reaches to a small doorway] Seems we must find an alternate way out.
The Scotsman : Why?
Samurai Jack : This doorway is so very small and your wife is so very...
Scotsman's Wife : [offesnively] WHAT?
Samurai Jack : Oop!
The Scotsman : [in terror] RUN!
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[repeated line]
Scotsman's Wife : La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!