- Poco Bandito: It's not fair!
- Franco: I decide what's fair Vittorio, not you! Have you never had bad luck?
- Poco Bandito: Sure I've had bad luck. I've been born!
- Franco: That goes for us all...
- Simon Templar: You know something? Society is the same the world over. You're in if you're either famous, rich, talented, aristocratic, or notorious. It's a fact. All the Social Register is good for these days is to find out who married Mabel's boy. Tonight, the continental chapter has been invited to a charity ball in aid of the hordes of homeless orphans in Rome. "I piccoli banditi", they call them. The little bandits. It would be easier if they gave the dough direct to the kids, but this type of charity doesn't work that way. A big, fat tax-exempt binge makes parting with the green stuff easier to bear.