- Salem Saberhagen: Halt. You're stuffing my salmon into your book bag. That red, flaky sockeye is all I have to live for.
- Sabrina Spellman: Sorry, Salem. The clubs at school are collecting canned goods for the food drive.
- Salem Saberhagen: You know, Sabrina, charity begins at home. In fact, in my mind, it begins in the cat dish.