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Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
The Lyin', the Witch and the Wardrobe (2003)
Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen
Quotes
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[first lines]
Sabrina Spellman : [Salem groans] Whoa, did you just sigh, or are you sitting on an accordion?
Salem Saberhagen : I think I see a grey hair.
Sabrina Spellman : What?
[rushes to mirror]
Sabrina Spellman : Darn, you know, I knew this job would age me. You know, I'm two weeks away from a blue rinse and bunion pads.
Salem Saberhagen : The grey hair is on me. Don't you think of anyone besides yourself?
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Sabrina Spellman : Salem! You're dyeing your hair?
Salem Saberhagen : [looks like a Christmas tree] I'm just putting in some low-lights.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, I had no idea they made a 'Just For Cats'.
Salem Saberhagen : I had no idea how many shades of black there were.
Morgan Cavanaugh : Hi, Sabrina. Oh, what is going on with the cat?
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, that, well, uh, I am not gonna color my hair without practicing first.
Morgan Cavanaugh : Oh, great idea! Later, I think I'll try my home bikini waxer on him.
[Salem gasps and scampers off]