Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sabrina and the Beanstalk (1998)
Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen
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Quotes
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Wicked Witch : You two are dead meat
[yelling to Sabrina and Harvey]
Salem Saberhagen : Back off lady it's the 90's nobody eats mortals anymore
Wicked Witch : And I'll have kitty for dessert.
Salem Saberhagen : Would you look at the time
[jumps off the beanstalk]
Sabrina Spellman : I hope you land on your feet
[yells to Salem as he falls past her]
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Sabrina Spellman : Hey, who ate all the Wheat-ios?
Salem Saberhagen : Did you know Addis Ababa is the capital of Ethiopia? Not that I'm trying to change the subject.
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Sabrina Spellman : I can't stand that place. Pigs aren't very good at making change.
Salem Saberhagen : Who are they kidding with that sneezeguard over the slop bar?
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Salem Saberhagen : Don't blame me. I wasn't the one procrastinating by talking on the phone. Eavesdropping was at the top of my to-do list.
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Salem Saberhagen : As the official watchcat, I order you to get down.
Sabrina Spellman : I'm going up, and don't try to stop me, cat.
Salem Saberhagen : You leave me with no choice than to go with you and protect you.
Sabrina Spellman : You're afraid of heights.
Salem Saberhagen : Right. Then you leave me no choice than to wish you well.
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Salem Saberhagen : I can't move.
Zelda Spellman : Oh, no, is he hurt?
Sabrina Spellman : Fatten Up"? This must've fallen off the beanstalk.
Hilda Spellman : Oh! Salem, you didn't.
Salem Saberhagen : I did. Well, don't just stand there. Somebody get me a diet soda.