Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sabrina Claus (1997)

Jane Carr: Dr. Bull

Quotes 

• Dr. Bull : What say we have a chat with your inner child?

  Sabrina Spellman : Hey, I recognise you. You're always encouraging me to run with scissors.

  Dr. Bull : Tell me, inner child, what do you like most about Christmas?

  Inner Child : All the presents.

  Dr. Bull : Do you enjoy being with other people at Christmas?

  Inner Child : If they bring me presents.

  Dr. Bull : Thank you. That will be all.

  Inner Child : Where's my presents?

• Dr. Bull : [to Sabrina]  I see what's happening here. You're trying to recapture the excitement of Christmas you felt as a child. So you're acting like a child. Or, medically speaking, a spoiled brat.

• Dr. Bull : Conjures things from others, narcissism. Based on these symptoms, one would conclude that you're suffering from egotitis.

  Sabrina Spellman : Me? I'm not the one with the wall full of diplomas.

  Dr. Bull : Attacks when provoked. It's a textbook case. You're behaving like a little girl.

  Sabrina Spellman : Am not!

• Dr. Bull : The cure for this malady must come from within. You've got to rediscover the magic of Christmas. And when you do, your egotitis will go away.

  Sabrina Spellman : That's it?

  Dr. Bull : Except for this. Hundred and twenty dollars, please.