Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sabrina Claus (1997)

Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman

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• Sabrina Spellman : I'm revising my Christmas wish list. This year I'm hoping for a computer, a mountain bike... Oh, and this great ski jacket I saw at the mall.

  Salem Saberhagen : You're not exactly the Little Match Girl, are you?

  Zelda Spellman : Those sound pretty expensive, Sabrina.

  Sabrina Spellman : I know. That's why I prepared a list of backup gift ideas in a variety of price ranges. Gotta go. Oh, and you'll note on the bottom, I've listed the times I won't be around, so you can wrap my presents.

• Zelda Spellman : You know, I was thinking, when we finish with the tree, that we could roast some chestnuts the mortal way.

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, good grief. What's next? Driving to the store?

• Zelda Spellman : For the last time, when I push, you pull. Got it?

  Hilda Spellman : Could you be less technical?

  Zelda Spellman : Oh!

  Salem Saberhagen : Keep trimming that tree, and you'll be able to use it in your car as an air freshener.

• Salem Saberhagen : Push, push. Push! Push! I knew those Lamaze classes would pay off.

  Zelda Spellman : There.

  Hilda Spellman : We have the makings of a beautiful fire hazard.

  Zelda Spellman : What do you think?

  Salem Saberhagen : That's what a mortal tree looks like? No wonder they drink during the holidays.

• Zelda Spellman : And, boy, it is really getting cold outside.

  Salem Saberhagen : Here's a tip, try wearing clothes.

  Zelda Spellman : Hey! What happened to my blouse? It was my favourite...

  Sabrina Spellman : Green silk one?

  Zelda Spellman : Sabrina, how many times do I have to tell you to ask before you borrow my clothes? Especially when I'm already wearing them.

• Zelda Spellman : Now, there's nothing to be afraid of. Dr. Bull is one of the most highly regarded witch psychiatrists around.

  Hilda Spellman : She's got two doctorates from Other Realm universities and one from Utah State.

  Sabrina Spellman : And tell me again why I had to sign that lobotomy release form?

• Zelda Spellman : Sabrina, when you have egotitis, you can't get any presents.

  Hilda Spellman : Receiving gifts only makes it worse.

  Sabrina Spellman : This better be gone by my birthday.

• Hilda Spellman : Do you realise what you've done?

  Sabrina Spellman : What, Bob's gonna sue?

  Zelda Spellman : No. He's Santa Claus.

  Sabrina Spellman : What?

  Hilda Spellman : That's right. You've just maimed Father Christmas.

  Sabrina Spellman : So I guess I'm not the only one not getting presents this year.

• Bob : Anyway, I've got a lot of deliveries to make. Ha-ha. Ho, ho, ho-- Ohh! Oh!

  Zelda Spellman : You are not going anywhere.

  Sabrina Spellman : Isn't there someone that could fill in? Like a temp service or a cousin?

  Bob : Well, there's always Mrs. Claus, but I can't call her. She works for UPS. This time of year, they're real crazy.

• Zelda Spellman : We have a problem. Our niece Sabrina has a case of egotitis.

  Bob : Yeah, that's not your only problem.

  Hilda Spellman : It isn't?

  Bob : No, you've got one sorry-looking Christmas tree.

• Salem Saberhagen : This is a girl who has trouble getting to school on time, and she's supposed to deliver millions of presents by tomorrow morning? Am I the only one who sees a problem?

  Zelda Spellman : You know, Salem, that's an excellent point.

  Salem Saberhagen : That's an excellent point. That's an excellent point. That is the last time I point out the flaw in someone's logic.

• Zelda Spellman : Well, there is someone who could help.

  Sabrina Spellman : And we didn't call him before because...?

  Hilda Spellman : He's a very big hoo-hah in the Other Realm.

  Sabrina Spellman : Who is he?

  Zelda Spellman : Bob.

  Sabrina Spellman : So his parents didn't know he'd be important when they named him.

  Zelda Spellman : Let's summon him with the Bob song.

  [singing] 

  Zelda Spellman : Hm.

  Zelda Spellman , Hilda Spellman : [singing]  Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.

  Sabrina Spellman : How do you remember the lyrics?

• Bob : Trying to recapture the spirit of Christmas, huh?

  Zelda Spellman : Mm. Can you help?

  Bob : I'll give it a shot. I know. Say, why don't you and I take a little trip to Christmas past? No, it's been done.

  Hilda Spellman : Trust me, the trip to the graveyard is quite depressing.

  Bob : Why don't you and I try to go and recapture your childhood Christmas memories? And maybe have a look at the new Chryslers.

  Sabrina Spellman : You have met this guy before, right?