- Sabrina Spellman: So, you think you'll get married?
- Edward Spellman: [at the same time as Gail] No.
- Gail Kippling: [at the same time as Edward] Yes.
- Gail Kippling: Did you say no?
- Edward Spellman: Yes. Didn't you?
- Gail Kippling: No.
- Edward Spellman: You said yes?
- Gail Kippling: Yes.
- Edward Spellman: When I said no?
- Gail Kippling: Yes.
- Edward Spellman: That's not good.
- Gail Kippling: No,
- Edward Spellman: Are you upset?
- Gail Kippling: Yes.
- Edward Spellman: Would you like to talk?
- Gail Kippling: No.
- Edward Spellman: I think we should.
- Hilda Spellman, Zelda Spellman: Yes!
- Zelda Spellman: You know it's great having supernatural powers but for some things, we could really use a man around the house.
- Sabrina Spellman: I promise you two will get along great.
- Harvey Kinkle: Does he like sports?
- Sabrina Spellman: No.
- Harvey Kinkle: Does he know anything about cars?
- Sabrina Spellman: No.
- Harvey Kinkle: Military aircraft?
- Sabrina Spellman: Look, I'm sure you'll find something to talk about.
- Harvey Kinkle: We could talk about you.
- Sabrina Spellman: No!
- Edward Spellman: It's a magic camera, takes photo's instantly.
- Sabrina Spellman: You mean like a Polaroid?
- Edward Spellman: We had the technology first.
- Gail Kippling: [the flash of the camera blinding Sabrina, Edward and Gail] Whoa! I think I blinked.
- Sabrina Spellman: I think the whole block blinked.
- Edward Spellman: Honey, I know it's hard for you to accept a new woman in my life but I have to move on. We all have to move on.
- Sabrina Spellman: Okay, but before you do, just remember mom'll be getting her Ph.D soon and maybe the two of you could get teaching jobs together at a small collage near a big City. Villa Nova would be perfect.
- Edward Spellman: That's a very sweet, detailed thought, that's not gonna happen.
- Sabrina Spellman: How about Miami of Ohio?
- Sabrina Spellman: Did you ever notice how these sundae's have strata? They do, see there's a layer of hot fudge, a layer of ice cream and then more hot fudge. I guess 'cause mom's an archaeologist I notice stuff like that.
- Hilda Spellman: Who's up for charades?
- Zelda Spellman: I am, as long as I'm not on Hilda's team.
- Edward Spellman: Same here.
- Edward Spellman: I thought you were in court today?
- Gail Kippling: Oh, I was until Drell disintegrated the judge, so we adjourned for the weekend.
- Sabrina Spellman: I'm worried about dad. I don't think he enjoyed the ice show.
- Zelda Spellman: I'm sure he had a fine time.
- Sabrina Spellman: No, he got really hostile. He even threw his souvenir Scott Hamilton cup at Scott Hamilton.
- Hilda Spellman: Did he get him?
- Sabrina Spellman: I need to find someone but I don't know where they are.
- Index Man: Then you've come to the right place, this is the index and I am the index keeper. Walker comma James T at your service and you are?
- Sabrina Spellman: Sabrina.
- Index Man: Hm, last name first.
- Sabrina Spellman: Spellman comma Sabrina J?
- Sabrina Spellman: You know that love between two people is stronger than any legal document.
- Gail Kippling: Yes, but as a lawyer I'm not supposed to admit it.
- Sabrina Spellman: So I'm pleased to say everyone's moved on.
- Salem Saberhagen: Not me. I'm staying put. There's an exciting shaft of light on the ceiling that'll keep me here for the next five hours.