- Sabrina Spellman: What am I looking for again?
- Zelda Spellman: The Olympus Mons. It's the largest mountain in the solar system.
- Sabrina Spellman: I see a little bump. Now can we spy on the neighbours?
- Zelda Spellman: No!
- Hilda Spellman: Now that little bump happens to be the best skiing on Mars, and that's where we're going for our winter vacation.
- Sabrina Spellman: We're going to Mars?
- Zelda Spellman: It's a trek, but it's worth it
- Hilda Spellman: Oh you'll love the red planet. It's so pretty and the sky's pink.
- Sabrina Spellman: So what are the Martians like?
- Zelda Spellman: Martians?
- Sabrina Spellman: Aren't there Martians?
- Hilda Spellman: No. Jeez, Sabrina, get in touch with reality.
- Sabrina Spellman: This trips not gonna be any fun. I mean I don't even know how to ski.
- Harvey Kinkle: You could take lessons.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, great! So I get to study on my vacation.
- Sabrina Spellman: Why don't you guys go and I'll stay home with Salem?
- Salem Saberhagen: Hey, the whole point of a family vacation is so I can get a vacation from the family. Please, I need some down time.
- Sabrina Spellman: I'm calling Harvey.
- Zelda Spellman: Oh, you can't. Mars is in a time zone that's so far ahead of earth it's still yesterday there.
- Hilda Spellman: If you call Harvey, he'll explode.
- Hilda Spellman: Are you going skiing again?
- Zelda Spellman: Yes. Are you reading magazines again?
- Hilda Spellman: Not today. I thought I'd take it easy.
- Hilda Spellman: Where are all your clever spy gadgets?
- Warren: Well, check out this baby.
- Hilda Spellman: A tooth-pick!
- Warren: A poisoned tooth-pick.
- Hilda Spellman: Perfect! Especially if Doctor Cyclops just had corn-on-the-cob.
- Hilda Spellman: Oh, great. You're just in time for our family dinner.
- Sabrina Spellman: Actually Doug and I just wanted to collapse in front of the volcano.
- Hilda Spellman: Then Zelda and I will have a family dinner.
- Sabrina Spellman: Actually we just saw her on the slopes. I think she's might be night skiing.
- Hilda Spellman: Great! Then I'll just have a family dinner all by myself.
- Sabrina Spellman: I don't believe this. You have a talking dog? I have a talking cat.
- Doug: Really? Don't pets make the best of friends? I mean you get total loyalty, unconditional love...
- Sabrina Spellman: [interrupting] You've never had a cat, have you?
- Zelda Spellman: Relationships are hard enough when you're completely honest. You start hiding things, you're taking a risk, but it's your choice. I can't make the decision for you.
- Sabrina Spellman: What are you doing?
- Doug: I was gonna kiss you.
- Sabrina Spellman: Kiss me? Well, I don't even know you that well. I mean it hardly seems right to kiss someone when you haven't even shaken hands.
- Hilda Spellman: [referring to Warren] I don't believe it! I guess he really was a secret agent.
- Sabrina Spellman: Apparently, not a very good one.
- Hilda Spellman: But he told the truth. That's amazing.
- Zelda Spellman: And very heart-warming. If he ever escapes, you can bet he'll call.
- Hilda Spellman: Yeah. Oh, I just wish I'd given him my real phone number.
- Sabrina Spellman: Yeah. You see I want us to have a completely honest relationship.
- Harvey Kinkle: Okay.
- Sabrina Spellman: And the truth is, when I was on my ski vacation, something kind of happened.
- Harvey Kinkle: Oh?
- Sabrina Spellman: I met this amazing guy.
- Harvey Kinkle: You did?
- Sabrina Spellman: But he wasn't as amazing as you, and going out with him made me realise I like you better. Okay! Lets go to The Slicery.
- Harvey Kinkle: Sabrina, since we're being honest I have something to tell you, too.
- Sabrina Spellman: Really? What?
- Harvey Kinkle: If you're ever away and you meet somebody really amazing but you decide you like me better, don't tell me.
- Sabrina Spellman: Deal.
- Harvey Kinkle: Deal.
- Hilda Spellman: [referring to Sabrina] A kid who likes lima beans? Being a witch is just the tip of her weirdness.
- Hilda Spellman: Did you sleep alright?
- Sabrina Spellman: I slept fine. The only problem was I woke up here.