Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Mars Attracts! (1997)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
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Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : What am I looking for again?
Zelda Spellman : The Olympus Mons. It's the largest mountain in the solar system.
Sabrina Spellman : I see a little bump. Now can we spy on the neighbours?
Zelda Spellman : No!
Hilda Spellman : Now that little bump happens to be the best skiing on Mars, and that's where we're going for our winter vacation.
Sabrina Spellman : We're going to Mars?
Zelda Spellman : It's a trek, but it's worth it
Hilda Spellman : Oh you'll love the red planet. It's so pretty and the sky's pink.
Sabrina Spellman : So what are the Martians like?
Zelda Spellman : Martians?
Sabrina Spellman : Aren't there Martians?
Hilda Spellman : No. Jeez, Sabrina, get in touch with reality.
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Sabrina Spellman : This trips not gonna be any fun. I mean I don't even know how to ski.
Harvey Kinkle : You could take lessons.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, great! So I get to study on my vacation.
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Sabrina Spellman : Why don't you guys go and I'll stay home with Salem?
Salem Saberhagen : Hey, the whole point of a family vacation is so I can get a vacation from the family. Please, I need some down time.
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Sabrina Spellman : I'm calling Harvey.
Zelda Spellman : Oh, you can't. Mars is in a time zone that's so far ahead of earth it's still yesterday there.
Hilda Spellman : If you call Harvey, he'll explode.
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Hilda Spellman : Oh, great. You're just in time for our family dinner.
Sabrina Spellman : Actually Doug and I just wanted to collapse in front of the volcano.
Hilda Spellman : Then Zelda and I will have a family dinner.
Sabrina Spellman : Actually we just saw her on the slopes. I think she's might be night skiing.
Hilda Spellman : Great! Then I'll just have a family dinner all by myself.
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Sabrina Spellman : I don't believe this. You have a talking dog? I have a talking cat.
Doug : Really? Don't pets make the best of friends? I mean you get total loyalty, unconditional love...
Sabrina Spellman : [interrupting] You've never had a cat, have you?
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Sabrina Spellman : I ache all over. Skiing is easy but disco is hard.
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Sabrina Spellman : What are you doing?
Doug : I was gonna kiss you.
Sabrina Spellman : Kiss me? Well, I don't even know you that well. I mean it hardly seems right to kiss someone when you haven't even shaken hands.
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Hilda Spellman : [referring to Warren] I don't believe it! I guess he really was a secret agent.
Sabrina Spellman : Apparently, not a very good one.
Hilda Spellman : But he told the truth. That's amazing.
Zelda Spellman : And very heart-warming. If he ever escapes, you can bet he'll call.
Hilda Spellman : Yeah. Oh, I just wish I'd given him my real phone number.
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Sabrina Spellman : Yeah. You see I want us to have a completely honest relationship.
Harvey Kinkle : Okay.
Sabrina Spellman : And the truth is, when I was on my ski vacation, something kind of happened.
Harvey Kinkle : Oh?
Sabrina Spellman : I met this amazing guy.
Harvey Kinkle : You did?
Sabrina Spellman : But he wasn't as amazing as you, and going out with him made me realise I like you better. Okay! Lets go to The Slicery.
Harvey Kinkle : Sabrina, since we're being honest I have something to tell you, too.
Sabrina Spellman : Really? What?
Harvey Kinkle : If you're ever away and you meet somebody really amazing but you decide you like me better, don't tell me.
Sabrina Spellman : Deal.
Harvey Kinkle : Deal.
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Hilda Spellman : Did you sleep alright?
Sabrina Spellman : I slept fine. The only problem was I woke up here.