Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Jenny's Non-Dream (1997)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : You should know I have these two really weird aunts.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : But I like weird. I love weird. I bask in the glow of weird. I...
Harvey Kinkle : [interrupting] You know I think Jenny will fit right in. Aw!
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : That was me.
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Sabrina Spellman : [referring to the repairman] He can't stay. He has a tail.
Salem Saberhagen : What's wrong with having a tail?
Zelda Spellman : Sabrina, you aren't a rumpist, are you?
Sabrina Spellman : A rumpist? What's a rumpist?
Zelda Spellman : Someone who judges others by their rear ends.
Sabrina Spellman : No. Okay, not usually. It's not me I'm worried about, it's Jenny.
Zelda Spellman : Is she a rumpist?
Sabrina Spellman : No, but if she sees a repairman with a tail, she might get suspicious.
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Sabrina Spellman : [lightning and thunder caused by Hilda] We get a surprising amount of lightning around here.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : This is such a great place. I mean how many people have their own turret?
Sabrina Spellman : I don't know, me and Repunsel?
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Sabrina Spellman : Salem, guard my door so Jenny doesn't go anywhere, okay?
Salem Saberhagen : Hey, dogs guard. Cats watch... and judge.
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Sabrina Spellman : I don't see Jenny anywhere. I thought you said she might be in Limbo?
Hilda Spellman : Well, she's not.
Zelda Spellman : But don't worry, everything will be fine.
Sabrina Spellman : How can you say that?
Zelda Spellman : Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Hilda Spellman : That's a magic drier.
Sabrina Spellman : It is?
Hilda Spellman : It fluffs, it folds and it never loses a sock but it's been on the fritz lately. We're still waiting for the repair man.
Sabrina Spellman : When was he supposed to show up?
Hilda Spellman : Er, sometime in the afternoon between 1968 and 1998.
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Zelda Spellman : Did you have fun at Jenny's?
Sabrina Spellman : It was amazing. Last night we had casserole, played Monopoly and then we watched TV.
Zelda Spellman : How will you ever wind down?
Sabrina Spellman : It was so much fun to be in a normal house, with a normal family, doing normal things.
Zelda Spellman : Is that why you've never invited Jenny for a sleep-over, because you think we're weird?
Sabrina Spellman : That's a complicated question but the short answer would be yes.
Zelda Spellman : Well that's ridiculous. We can be as normal as anyone, watch. I'm mixing by hand, just like a pioneer woman.
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Drell : [referring to Jenny] Does she have a segmented body and ears on her thorax?
Sabrina Spellman : No.
Drell : Wanna bet?
[sticking the glass jar containing Jenny, the grasshopper, in front of Sabrina's face]
Zelda Spellman : Oh dear.
Sabrina Spellman : Jenny? What did you do to her?
Drell : I turned her into a grasshopper.
Hilda Spellman : Why?
Drell : Ah, it's either that or a katydid.