- Sabrina Spellman: [guilt trip on bus] Oh, my God, I'm the worst person in the world!
- The Bus Driver: Now you're catching on.
- Sabrina Spellman: So what are we supposed to do, just fly around up here, wallowing in our misery forever?
- The Bus Driver: Well, that's entirely up to you. Once you work through your guilt trip, I'll let you off the bus.
- Chad: [offering to Sabrina] You want my last cracker?
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh no, I couldn't. I'd feel too guilty.
- The Bus Driver: Oh, it's gonna be a long trip.
- Sabrina Spellman: Look, my aunt's not mad at me, so I have no reason to feel guilty. Now, let me off this freaking bus!
- The Bus Driver: Hey, Sandra Bullock, stay behind the yellow line!
- Roxie King: [entering, as Sabrina is transported from magical sauna onto her bed] You've gotta love a girl who doesn't feel guilty about sleeping in all day.