Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Double Time (2000)

Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen

Quotes 

• Salem Saberhagen : [pretending he doesn't miss Sabrina]  Sabrina. Where have I heard that name? Ah, yes, Audrey Hepburn. Wonderful film.

• Sabrina Spellman : [Sabrina has returned home to find a morbidly obese Salem lying on her bed]  Salem, what happened to you?

  Salem Saberhagen : [about Hilda's pampering and overindulging him]  The good life. La dolche vita, baby!

  Sabrina Spellman : I'm surprised that the good life doesn't come in the low fat version.

  Salem Saberhagen : I think *I* carry it well.

  Sabrina Spellman : [about Salem's weight gain]  I don't think you can carry it out of this room.