Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

A Halloween Story (1996)

Jay Kogen: Mr. Altree

Quotes 

• Amanda : You better be nice to me or I'll put you in a jar.

  Sabrina Spellman : Excuse me?

  Amanda : I put all the people who aren't nice to me in jars.

  [puts on the table a jar with a tiny man in it] 

  Amanda : This is Mr. Altree, he tried to teach me math.

  Sabrina Spellman : Can he breath in there?

  Amanda : Yes, I gave him air holes. Here's a math problem, Mr. Altree. 5 air holes minus 1 air hole is how many?

  [placing her finger over one of the air holes] 

  Mr. Altree : No, please! I wanna live. I wanna live!

  Amanda : See, nobody likes pop quizzes.