Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

A Halloween Story (1996)

Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman

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• Zelda Spellman , Hilda Spellman : [singing]  Halloween, o'happy day. Halloween o' happy day.

  Sabrina Spellman : What are you doing with Salem? I heard him screeching.

  Zelda Spellman : Very funny. We were singing a Halloween carol.

• Hilda Spellman : We're not big on thanksgiving. That holiday was started by puritans who weren't exactly witch friendly.

  Sabrina Spellman : So instead we celebrate a night devoted to little kids dressing up like super-heroes?

  Zelda Spellman : That is not what all hallows eve is all about. It's a time for remembering the dead.

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, that sounds like fun. I just know I'll have a terrible time.

  Hilda Spellman : And that's what family gatherings are all about. Do you think I want to listen to cousin Marigold brag about how married she is and how single I am? No.

  Zelda Spellman : But we go, because it's tradition.

  Hilda Spellman : And Zelda makes me.

  Sabrina Spellman : And now you're making me?

  Hilda Spellman : See? Tradition.

• Zelda Spellman : No, Marigold, we're still not married.

  Marigold : Don't. I'll cry.

• Marigold : You know if either one of you ever has a honeymoon you really must take it in the south of France. On second thoughts don't wait, I wouldn't want you to miss out.

  Hilda Spellman : Excuse me, I'm in no hurry to get married.

  Zelda Spellman : That's right. Hilda is single completely by choice because she refuses to settle for any of the losers she's been dating.

• Zelda Spellman : The gap between the living and the dead is weakest on all hallows eve.

• Salem Saberhagen : Marigold and Harold are getting a divorce.

  Zelda Spellman : I don't believe it. Marigold is splitting up with Harold?

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, this is the best Halloween ever.

• Hilda Spellman : We hope it wasn't too stressful, you know, planning the party, preparing the food, divorcing Harold.

  Marigold : No the... what!

  Zelda Spellman : Oh, we know all about it. The cat blabbed but don't worry, you'll love being alone.

  Hilda Spellman : Filling your days with romance novels, lean cuisines, internet chat rooms.

  Marigold : Oh God, I'm going to be just like you.