Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

A Doll's Story (1997)

Lindsay Sloane: Valerie Birkhead

Quotes 

• Valerie Birkhead : I was just invited to a party.

  Sabrina Spellman : At 7:00?

  Valerie Birkhead : Well, I wasn't exactly invited, but people saw me hear about it and didn't warn me to keep away. You wanna come?

  Sabrina Spellman : Gee, I'd love to since they went to so much trouble not to ban us, but I can't. I'm babysitting my little cousin.

  Valerie Birkhead : Well, I can't go to a party alone. Let me change that. I can't go to another party alone.

• Amanda : I'm from the fourth galaxy of the Other Realm. Where are you from?

  Valerie Birkhead : I'm from a big castle in never-never land.

  Amanda : You're delusional.

• Harvey Kinkle : Word's out that there's a party.

  Valerie Birkhead : Wow, I actually got the word first? Looks like my popularity standing's on the rise. I am delusional.