Laugh-In (TV Series)
Guest Starring Tony Curtis (1969)
Tony Curtis: Guest Performer, Congressman Clayton Adams, Hamlet
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Quotes
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Dan Rowan : Hey Tony, did you see, eh, Chekov's Sea Gull?
Tony Curtis : No, no. Why should I pay good money to see a movie about somebody else's bird?
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Judy Carne : Tony?
Tony Curtis : Yes.
Judy Carne : You've been abroad. Where's the American section in Paris?
Tony Curtis : Well, the first ten rows of the Folies Bergere. And I've only been a broad in Some Like it Hot.
Judy Carne : Oh, you devil.
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Alan Sues : Hey, they've done a white version and a black version of 'Hello, Dolly!' Next, they're gonna do a nude version and call it 'Hel-lo, Dolly!'
Tony Curtis : Alan, go to your room!
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Tony Curtis : If you think The Boston Strangler was great, here's something that's gonna really choke you up,
[laughs]
Tony Curtis : a station break.
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Tony Curtis : I just finished a long run on Broadway.
Dan Rowan : Oh, really? What play?
Tony Curtis : No play, a mugger chased me for thirty blocks.