Roseanne (TV Series)
Becky, Beds and Boys (1990)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
-
Darlene : [Becky's new boyfriend knocks at the door] I'll get it!
Roseanne Conner : No, Darlene, no! We're going to embarrass your sister in an orderly fashion.
-
Darlene : [DJ is playing the Shadow game] Stop it!
D.J. Conner : Stop it!
Darlene : I mean it!
D.J. Conner : I mean it!
Darlene : I'm gonna kill you!
D.J. Conner : I'm gonna kill you!
Darlene : Dad!
D.J. Conner : Dad!
Darlene : It's DJ!
D.J. Conner : It's DJ!
Dan Connor : [Reading the newspaper] What's he doing?
Darlene : I'm gonna kill him!
D.J. Conner : I'm gonna kill him!
[Roseanne enters]
Darlene : Mum!
D.J. Conner : Mum!
Roseanne Conner : What's going on?
Dan Connor : Darlene's saying everything DJ says a second before he says it
Roseanne Conner : [to Darlene] That's so immature
Darlene : He's driving me crazy, if he keeps doing it I don't know what I'm going to do
Roseanne Conner : Did you try banging your head against the table, maybe he'll knock himself out
-
Darlene : If anybody cares, D.J.'s head fits really well in the toilet.
Roseanne Conner : See Dan I told you he was small for his age