Sam Melville: Officer Mike Danko

Quotes 

• Officer Mike Danko : [It's 6:00 in the morning at the Precinct. Officers Mike Danko and Terry Webster are lounging against the wall, engaged in conversation]  Oh, I tell you, with me and Jill on opposite shifts, life has not been easy lately.

  Officer Terry Webster : [Mike is dead-serious as he gazes at Terry. Terry is quite amused and he smiles. He looks back at Mike and starts laughing, holding onto his sides]  Yeah. Well that's just Ryker's way of contributing to zero-population.

  Officer Mike Danko : [Mike laughs ruefully]  It's working.

  Officer Terry Webster : [Terry laughs in agreement]  It's working!

  Officer Mike Danko : [Officer Chris Owens comes up to Mike and Terry. He's holding three cups in his hands and offers the cup with black coffee to Mike]  I wanted cream.

  Officer Chris Owens : [Chris's expression is serious as Mike takes the cup from him]  . Coffee machine says you get... black.

  Officer Terry Webster : [Chris hands a cup to Terry, who frowns slightly]  Cream and sugar.

  Officer Chris Owens : [Chris keeps a deadpan expression on his face as Terry takes the cup from him]  Coffee machine says you get... hot chocolate.

  Officer Mike Danko , Officer Terry Webster : [Mike and Terry look at each other, then down the hallway toward the coffee machine. They reply in unison to Chris]  . Coffee machine?

  Officer Chris Owens : Don't be upset with the coffee machine. It's only 6:00 and it's not awake yet.

  Officer Terry Webster : [the guys start drinking their drinks, shaking their heads]  It's going to be one of those days...