- Jim Rockford: [looks at the hostile young punks around him] You wanta have a go, huh, so that all of you can jump me? Is that whatcha want? Nah, I gotta better idea. We will dance... one at a time.
- Eugene Conigliaro: You threatenin' us?
- Jim Rockford: Am I ever...
- Eugene Conigliaro: You don't frighten me.
- Jim Rockford: Oh, yes I do... you keep listening to that little voice way down inside you, Eugene. The one that keeps screaming 'bounce back to Jersey'.
- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: [hurried voice] Jimmy? Angel. Here's a tip but his hand writing's bad. Third Son in the fifth race at Belle Meadows. Wait a minute, could be Fifth Son in the third. Wait... this... might... be... next weeks race.
- Jim Rockford: What ever it was that got you disbarred, were you right?
- John Cooper: Maybe you noticed the question of right and wrong is not within the purview of the law. Only the question of legal and illegal.
- Jim Rockford: Yeah, that seems strange.
- John Cooper: Don't it!
- Eugene Conigliaro: [Brooklyn accent] Hey, you wanna do the number? Cuz I'm ready! C'mon! C'mon!
- Jim Rockford: [sneers] How about that. Harry Misanthrope.
- Eugene Conigliaro: [ignorant of Shakespeare] Are you by any chance referrin' to anybody who's present here in the festivity?