- Mr. Hoad: Where is she?
- Jim Rockford: Oh, you're kidding. She's my get away free card.
- Mr. Hoad: You ain't got no "get away free card." You maybe got one chance in 10,000 of surviving the next 30 seconds.
- Jim Rockford: [outgoing phone message] This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- caller: [incoming phone message] This is the Message Phone Company. I see you're using our unit, now how 'bout paying for it?