- Laura Holt: What should I call you when we're alone?
- Remington Steele: Well, I'm quite used to the name that you came up with.
- Laura Holt: It's from a typewriter and a football team.
- Remington Steele: Then pick one. I've probably used it.
- Remington Steele: [to the morgue attendant who just referred to the corpse Steele & Laura viewed as "stiff"] That "stiff" was my friend!