- Sheldon Quarry: [speaking to Laura Holt and Remington Steele] So don't try and tell me things are not as I already know them to be. I ran a thorough check on you. And you have no birth certificate, no fingerprints on record, no records of any kind And you want me to believe he wasn't with the company?
- Remington Steele: Laura? Finally... we're sleeping together. Must make it a point to tell Murphy.
- Laura Holt: You would, too.
- Remington Steele: Damn right.
- Eugene Price: Sit, sit! You and uh...
- Laura Holt: Laura.
- Eugene Price: Laura. So this is Laura? Your secretary?
- Remington Steele: Assistant.
- Laura Holt: Associate.