Remington Steele (TV Series)

License to Steele (1982)

Pierce Brosnan: Remington Steele, Ben Pearson

Quotes 

• Raymond Kessler : Who are you?

  Remington Steele : Just a happy-go-lucky tourist out to see a bit of the world.

  Leo Neff : That why you got five passports from five dif'rent countries in five dif'rent names?

  Remington Steele : I keep trying for a good picture.

• Remington Steele : I'm afraid it's time to leave your lovely city.

  Laura Holt : Where will you go?

  Remington Steele : Wherever the gems travel next. San Francisco, I believe. I give you my word. I won't try to liberate the gems until they're safely out of your jurisdiction.

  Laura Holt : All things considered, you made a delightful Remington Steele.

  Remington Steele : If the press of other commitments wasn't so severe, I might relish the role on a permanent basis.

  [kisses her hand] 

  Remington Steele : After all, I'm a man who enjoys impossible challenges.

• Remington Steele : Impeccable man, your Mr. Steele. Do you know there's not a piece of lint, a speck of dandruff, a hank of hair on any of his suits? And he obviously wears a shirt once and then discards it since there's no laundry marks to be found. The same with the shoes. The soles seem never to have touched the ground. Not one single solitary scuff mark.

  Laura Holt : He's fastidious, almost to a fault.

  Remington Steele : Bald too?

  Laura Holt : Of course not.

  Remington Steele : Then he's blessed. I'm forever plucking stray hairs from my comb and brush. Positively demoralizing, but an inescapable part of the human condition. Hmm? Does any of this say anything to you Miss Holt? It does to me. It fairly shouts Remington Steele is an elaborate ruse. He does not exist. You invented him.