Lizzy Caplan: Marjee Sorelli

Quotes 

• Ginnie Sorelli : Last time you had a party you got drunk and ended up running down the street naked.

  Marjee Sorelli : Who said I was drunk?

• Marco : [after Anne has tried to flirt with him, failed and caused an awkward moment]  I better get to working on the sausage.

  Anne Sorelli : [still trying to flirt]  God, I do like your sausage.

  Marco : [looks at Anne, surprised] 

  Anne Sorelli : [pointing into her mouth with rapid back-and-forth hand movement]  No, I mean how it tastes.

  Marco : Er, I'm gonna go back there, why don't you work on this.

  [gesturing towards the table Anne was sitting at] 

  Marjee Sorelli : [to Anne, after Marco has left]  Oh my God, you suck at flirting.

• Marjee Sorelli : Oh, come on, Anne. You have got to snap out of this Danny thing already. Now, take off the clown pants and put down the Cheetos and come to Brooklyn with us.

  Anne Sorelli : They're Doritos.