Rawhide (TV Series)

Incident of the Rusty Shotgun (1964)

Eric Fleming: Gil Favor

Quotes 

• Rowdy Yates : Needles and pins, needles and pins. When a man marries, his troubles begins. Wishbone used to say that every day like it was out of the Old Testament. I could figure this out with any other man on the drive. But Wishbone?

  Gil Favor : Yeah.

  Rowdy Yates : Didn't even invite us to his wedding.

  Gil Favor : Huh! Guess we're gonna have to invite ourselves, huh.

  Rowdy Yates : You heard what he said.

  Rowdy Yates : Yeah, I heard him but he forgot something. He gonna need somebody to stand up for him.

• Sheriff Burr : When they say jump, we ask how high. They say crawl and we just bellydown and start wriggling.

  Gil Favor : Sorry to interrupt your game, Sheriff.

  Sheriff Burr : Oh, there's one more thing about my gentlemen, they're punctual. If they said 30 minutes.

  Gil Favor : Yah. I know, they mean 30 minutes. Tell ya what, fella. You better get down on yer hands and knees 'cos you're gonna have to do some crawling, right soon.

  [Sheriff Burr, in his drunken state, recommences his game of darts, pictures of his three cousins as his targets, and has another tot off his jug to help his aim]