- Triple H: [interrupting Stephanie and Test's wedding] Easy, Vince. Now, I know earlier, you said that no family member or anybody that wasn't invited...
- [the audience begins an "asshole" chant]
- Triple H: ...that no family member or anybody not invited should not get involved in this, but I really felt, I mean, I really, from the bottom of my heart, felt that you should take a look at this.
- [a video plays on the TitanTron, which shows him taking an unconscious Stephanie to a drive-through chapel in Las Vegas]
- Triple H: Now, Vince... as a member of the immediate family, I know that you can only have one question on your mind... *Dad*.
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: [crying] I hate you!
- Triple H: And that is...
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: I hate you!
- Triple H: ...not did we, but how many times did we... consummate the marriage?
- Chyna: You know, Chris Jericho, you wouldn't believe how much better my thumb feels after I whacked you on the head with that hammer. And I'll bet you're wondering why I didn't press charges against you. And the reason for that is, Chris Jericho, I wanna punish you myself and make you suffer, go down to your knees, and cry in front of me like a whiny baby. So if you got the cajones, come out here right now and meet me one on one, because I really think I could beat you with one hand, anyways.