Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Have Some Balls (2004)
Matt Battaglia: Drew Boyd
Quotes
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[Emmett returns to Drew Boyd's house to pick up his check and equipment. Drew's there alone]
Emmett : [as Drew answers the door] Is Sierra in?
Drew Boyd : She's off with her girlfriends seeing some chick flick.
Emmett : Oh, well I stopped by to pick up a check and my equipment.
Drew Boyd : Yeah, she left you a check. Come on in.
[Emmett hesitates]
Drew Boyd : Well?
[Emmett relents and comes inside. A football game's on TV]
Drew Boyd : [gives Emmett his check] Here you go.
Emmett : Thanks. I'll just get my equipment and...
Drew Boyd : How about a beer?
[goes and gets two bottles of beer]
Drew Boyd : I'm not supposed to be drinking, but I'm in pretty good shape. Wouldn't you say?
[he lifts up his shirt exposing his six-pack]
Emmett : I'd say one beer's not gonna ruin that six-pack.
[Drew hands him a bottle of beer]
Drew Boyd : [gesturing at the TV] That was last week's game. Coach makes us watch ourselves.
Emmett : Which one are you?
Drew Boyd : Number 7.
Emmett : Very graceful... in a rugged, manly way.
[Drew chuckles and takes a sip of beer]
Emmett : You know, there's something I've always wanted to ask: why the tight pants?
Drew Boyd : So there's nothing to grab onto if you're tackled.
Emmett : And why are you always patting each other's asses?
Drew Boyd : Just friendly encouragement.
Emmett : You know, I don't see much difference in how you play your game on Sunday afternoons and how I play my game on Saturday nights.
[laughs and takes a sip of beer]
Drew Boyd : Here.
[tosses Emmett an autographed football]
Drew Boyd : Catch.
Emmett : [catches it and laughs in surprise] Oh, my God! Did you see that? I caught it. I never caught a ball in my life.
[Drew slowly walks towards him and tackles him to the floor onto his back]
Emmett : [in surprise] Oof!
Drew Boyd : You okay?
Emmett : This also isn't much different than my Saturday nights. You have a very nice body.
Drew Boyd : You think so?
Emmett : Strong, uh, hard.
Drew Boyd : Feel my bicep. Go on.
[Emmett touches it]
Drew Boyd : Now feel this.
[he grabs Emmett's hand and places it on his hardened crotch]
Emmett : What about Sierra?
Drew Boyd : She thinks I have a nice body, too.
[he rolls Emmett over onto his stomach and pulls his pants and underwear down]