Queer as Folk (TV Series)
A Change of Heart (2001)
Michelle Clunie: Melanie Marcus
Quotes
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Emmett Honeycutt : Their not really a couple, heather.
Ted : I'm a homo.
Melanie Marcus : And I'm a lesbo.
Heather : Oh. I thought, from the hug, that maybe you were normal.
Melanie Marcus : [to Heather] We are.
[to Emmet]
Melanie Marcus : What the hell has gotten into you?
Ted : He's seen the light
Melanie Marcus : Where are they shining it, up your ass?
Heather : See the Light is helping us built a happy, heterosexual life
Melanie Marcus : Yeah, well, while you're at it, why don't you ask the Wizard for a brain?
Emmett Honeycutt : I'm so glad that we amuse you.
Melanie Marcus : Who's amused? I'm outraged.
Emmett Honeycutt : Just ignore her, Heather, they don't understand.
Melanie Marcus : I understand you assholes are setting back the gay rights movement about fifty years.
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Ted : You know, I never realized, till seeing it with you, that A Night at the Opera is such an epic tragedy...
Melanie Marcus : I'm sorry, it's just that last Halloween Lindsay went as Groucho and went as Harpo.
Ted : Well, that explains it.
Melanie Marcus : Oh, God, nothing personal, but I just wish she was here.
Ted : I understand. Most of my dates wish they were withsomeone else.
Melanie Marcus : Oh, don't say that. You are real catch.
Ted : I know. Just my luck that lesbians find me irresistible.
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Justin Taylor : Here, drink this. It's a secret recipe that my alcoholic grandmother used to make.
Brian Kinney : Jesus, it smells like a dirty jockstrap.
Melanie Marcus : Well, in that case, you should like it.
Brian Kinney : The secret is, she pissed in it.
Justin Taylor : I'm just trying to help you. You know I'd do anything.
Melanie Marcus : Oh Jesus. Let's just pray the arbitrator's gay and thinks he's cute.