Queen of Swords (TV Series)

Counterfeit Queen (2001)

Valentine Pelka: Col. Luis Montoya

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [Grisham shoots a hole in a cactus] 

  Col. Luis Montoya : Shall I have it stuffed and mounted, or would you rather feast on its heart?

• Carlotta : You're Montoya.

  Col. Luis Montoya : And you are a thief.

  Carlotta : My choices were wife, nun or whore and, to tell you the truth, they just didn't appeal to me very much.

  Col. Luis Montoya : Might I suggest you add 'actress' to the that list.

• [awakens to find the Queen of Swords holding a sword to his throat] 

  Col. Luis Montoya : You wouldn't...

  [the "Queen" whips of her mask, revealing herself to be Carlotta] 

  Carlotta : Maybe she wouldn't, but I would!

  Col. Luis Montoya : Carlotta, please calm down. I'm sure we can work out some sort of arrangement.

  Carlotta : As long as it involves your head on a pike!

• [Carlotta has been morally wounded] 

  Carlotta : Luis...

  Col. Luis Montoya : Yes?

  Carlotta : I'll see you in hell.