- Dr. Sam Beckett: You know, Al, this ghost hunting equipment that Dr. Mintz has placed around the estate, it's not bad for '71. It's designed to pick up a wide spectrum of electrical activity, including brain waves. Get a load of this. It picked up my leap-in last night.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: I'm not into necrophilia.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: At last, something sexual he's not into.