Quotes
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Stephen Fry : A question for Rich. How would you French-kiss a woodpecker?
Rich Hall : You would have to seduce it. You would have to get it interested in you. Put a toothpick in your mouth. Say nice things to it. "That's nice plumage." Then give it a date rape drug.
Alan Davies : Should all else fail.
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Stephen Fry : Can anyone tell me what the national bird of England is?
Jo Brand : I can tell you what it is for women: Thrush.
Alan Davies : I can tell you what it is for men: Cock.
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Stephen Fry : Where do camels come from?
Phil Kay : [in a deep voice] Over there.
