- Margaret Powers: This is just like you! You waltz into my house, you say you're staying until you die and then you ask me to kill you! Well, it's ludicrous. I don't believe for one moment you want to die. You're having far too much fun tormenting me!
- Caitlyn Van Horne: Would you go up and watch television for a little while? This isn't something you should be exposed to at your age.
- Pierce Van Horne: Hey, can I watch cable? "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is on tonight.
- Caitlyn Van Horne: Whatever.
- Caitlyn Van Horne: Mummy, please let's not talk about d-e-a-t-h in front of Pierce.
- Pierce Van Horne: Mother, I've been able to s-p-e-l-l for some time now.