- Demetrius Harris: [narrative] Union says players got to take this shit. Stripping down for the Piss Man, getting eyeballed by a guy you know wants to toss your salad. You do blow, you're pissing it out for 72 hours. I did some day before yesterday. You do the math.
- Eric Olczyk: I'm just saying... you got problems at the office, not at home. That's all I'm saying.
- Leon Taylor: Look at you, getting all Dr. Phil on me.