- Pim Diffy: I don't want to *work* for the man. I want to *be* the man. Except with a "wuh" in front of it.
- Phil Diffy: [picks up phone and looks through the window] Keely!
- Keely Teslow: Phil! Are you ok?
- Phil Diffy: I'm not going to lie to you. It's hard in here but I'm going to tough it out. Keely I had to do it, those career tests are wrong. Hehh... it's so cold.
- Keely Teslow: [puts her hand on the window and Phil does the same thing] I'll knit you a scarf. With a hallpass in it!
- Phil Diffy: I gotta go
- Keely Teslow: [overdramatically] I'll wait for you!
- Phil Diffy: Even Pim has her career all picked out. And that's really scary.
- Keely Teslow: Phil, you'll be great at whatever you decide. And if you can't decide, no big! If everyone in the world were successful, we wouldn't be able to tell the winners from the losers.
- [Phil looks at her, slightly hurt]
- Keely Teslow: That didn't come out right.