Peep Show (TV Series)

On the Pull (2003)

Flora Newbigin: Valerie

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Quotes 

• Valerie : Hey, you've got Findus Crispy Pancakes, I love them! They're just so... disgusting, aren't they?

  Mark Corrigan : Er, yeah.

  Valerie : So, my sister, who's a smackhead, I ended up there for Christmas Dinner and we had turkey Findus Crispy Pancakes. That was Christmas Dinner. I wanted to kill myself!

  Mark Corrigan : That would be the natural reaction.

• Valerie : My brother is suck a dickhead. I wish he was dead.

  Mark Corrigan : Oh, that's a bit much, just pretend you need his bone marrow. Apparentely that's agony.

• Valerie : Jesus! What was all that about?

  Mark Corrigan : I guess she just really likes Sledgehammer.

  Valerie : I mean, that is a shit song, right?

  Mark Corrigan : Yeah.

  [voiceover] 

  Mark Corrigan : Forgive me, Peter.

  [to Valerie] 

  Mark Corrigan : I mean, it's so outdated.

  Valerie : Exactly! And suddenly I'm up in front of the middle-aged court for crimes against being an old fucker!

  Mark Corrigan : Right, I mean, what's her problem? I've never heard of Level 42 either.

  [voiceover] 

  Mark Corrigan : Guys, I'm so sorry.

• Jeff Heaney : So, Valerie, you still at school, or what?

  Mark Corrigan : She's at college, actually.

  Valerie : Sixth-Form College.

  Mark Corrigan : Yeah, that's still college.

  Jeff Heaney : Right. So, what's your favourite subject, then?

  Sophie Chapman : I'm sure Valerie doesn't want to talk about subjects, she's bowling.

  Jeff Heaney : Yeah, sure, sure, course, yeah. So, who do you think's best in S-Club, then?

  Valerie : Oh, erm... I'm not really into them, but I hear they have a big gay following.

  [She does the blow-job gesture to Mark and goes to bowl. Sophie smiles at Mark, Jeff looks bemused] 

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  For the worst thing that could possibly happen, this is actually going extremely well.

• Valerie : So, who exactly are you trying to bone tonight?

  Mark Corrigan : Oh, I'm not in the game. If I can get my shopping home intact, I'll be happy.

  Valerie : Just like, be honest about it. I mean, let's line up two naked rows, best-looking people can pick the best-looking people, the dregs can be left with the dregs and we can all go home early and get it over with.

  Mark Corrigan : That, to me, is actually a very attractive system you're proposing.

• Valerie : [while bowling]  Hey, gutter boy! You are allowed to hit the pins, you know!

  Mark Corrigan : You are?

  Valerie : Yeah. In some bowling alleys, it's actually encouraged.

  Mark Corrigan : Oh, right! I didn't want to disturb them.

  Valerie : Well, that's very kind of you, you're quite the gentleman.