- Janet Doweling: Colonel... there are four men on that craft.
- Col. MacWilliams: Four men, Janet, or four bodies?
- Col. MacWilliams: [on the phone] What do you mean you can't find the General? Mayberry is 6 feet 4 and weighs 250 pounds. If intelligence can't locate a target that size, the whole country's in trouble. Try his club, his barber, his bathroom, but find him!