- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Now this is a 'Jaws' type story.
- Rodney Trotter: But Jaws has been done already, Del.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: I know, this is different. It's called, 'There Is A Rhino Loose In The City!'
- Rodney Trotter: There Is A...? Loose in...? as in a rhinoceros?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: That's right. 'There Is A Rhino Loose in The City!'
- Uncle Albert Trotter: What's it about, Del?