Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)
The Longest Night (1986)
David Jason: Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter
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Quotes
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Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : [to the check-out girl, who looks baffled] Did you get yer money back?... From the charm school.
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Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : An hour ago you were the Man of Mystery; now we know your name, your address and your mum's shoe size!
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Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : [after finding out that Tom Clarke supplied Lennox with the gun] Oh, dear. Would you Adam and Eve it, eh? Dixon of Kuala Lumpur is involved!
[Pointing at Tom Clarke]
Tom Clarke : Yeah, that's right, yeah. I want you to know I did it purely for the money.
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : I'll bet you did.
Tom Clarke : I retire in a couple of months time. You should've seen the crummy pension this firm was offering me. I was gonna get less than Duncan Goodhew's barber.
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Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : [Del grabs the gun off Lennox's hand and shows it to Clarke] Just a minute, give me that here, look. Where did you get this?
Tom Clarke : Out of our toy department.
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Yeah, I wondered how long Taiwan had been making Lugers.
Mr. Peterson : So what happens now? Are you going to the police?
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : No. I'm gonna phone them instead.
Lennox : [Lennox, Clarke and Peterson panic] Del!
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Now, now, now, alright, alright, alright, don't panic, don't panic, I'm just winding you up. You are a wally, Lennox!
Lennox : Sorry, Del.
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : What is your mum gonna say? Eh? Now look here, there's no real harm done right, no one has been hurt and nothing has been nicked.
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Uncle Albert Trotter : Do you mind if I stand up a bit and walk around?
Lennox : Why?
Uncle Albert Trotter : Er, I've got a bit of cramp in my leg.
Lennox : Go on, then. No sudden movements though.
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Sudden movements? Him?
[pointing to Albert]
Rodney Trotter : The closest he gets to a sudden movement is when he wipes the cobwebs off his head.