Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

The Longest Night (1986)

John Bardon: Tom Clarke

Quotes 

• Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : [after finding out that Tom Clarke supplied Lennox with the gun]  Oh, dear. Would you Adam and Eve it, eh? Dixon of Kuala Lumpur is involved!

  [Pointing at Tom Clarke] 

  Tom Clarke : Yeah, that's right, yeah. I want you to know I did it purely for the money.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : I'll bet you did.

  Tom Clarke : I retire in a couple of months time. You should've seen the crummy pension this firm was offering me. I was gonna get less than Duncan Goodhew's barber.

• Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : [Del grabs the gun off Lennox's hand and shows it to Clarke]  Just a minute, give me that here, look. Where did you get this?

  Tom Clarke : Out of our toy department.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Yeah, I wondered how long Taiwan had been making Lugers.

  Mr. Peterson : So what happens now? Are you going to the police?

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : No. I'm gonna phone them instead.

  Lennox : [Lennox, Clarke and Peterson panic]  Del!

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Now, now, now, alright, alright, alright, don't panic, don't panic, I'm just winding you up. You are a wally, Lennox!

  Lennox : Sorry, Del.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : What is your mum gonna say? Eh? Now look here, there's no real harm done right, no one has been hurt and nothing has been nicked.