One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)

Hearts of Darkness (1993)

Richard Wilson: Victor Meldrew

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• Victor Meldrew : Oh, I very nearly forgot.

  Miss Lander : Nearly forgot what?

  Victor Meldrew : I very nearly forgot to call you an evil loathesome bastard. I wouldn't treat a sewer rat the way you treat these people and I shall be talking to the social services department first thing in the morning, to tell them about the sickening brutality that goes on around here in the name of geriatric care!

  Miss Lander : I have to look after the welfare of all my residents, not just one or two! You haven't the first understanding of the way their minds work, or the destructive behaviour they're capable of!

  Victor Meldrew : I'm sorry? Uh, what language are you talking in now? It appears to be BOLLOCKS!

• Victor Meldrew : What language are you talking in now? It appears to be Bollocks.