One Day at a Time (TV Series)
The Drop Out (1980)
Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider
Quotes
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Barbara Cooper : [having trouble choosing her college major] The problem is there are so many things I could do.
Dwayne F. Schneider : Yeah, I had that problem in the Navy. I coulda been a signalman, electrician, machinist's mate. I finally decided I was gonna be a torpedo repairman.
Barbara Cooper : Right. Why?
Dwayne F. Schneider : Well, I didn't figure there'd be too much to do do. How many torpedoes come back broken?
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Dwayne F. Schneider : Barbara's really got a tough decision. I mean, nowadays, women can do practically anything they want.
Ann Romano : Practically?
Dwayne F. Schneider : Well, except maybe pope or a good bandleader.