The Office (TV Series)
The Alliance (2005)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : You know, if I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself.
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Michael Scott : No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. As a doctor, you wouldn't tell a patient that they had cancer.
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Michael Scott : Mint chocolate chip!
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Michael Scott : I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words 'You're fired.' 'You're fired.' 'Fired.' He just makes people sad. And an office can't function that way.
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Michael Scott : I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.
Dwight Schrute : She had a hysterectomy.
Michael Scott : Which one is that again?
Dwight Schrute : That's when they remove the uterus.
Michael Scott : Oh, God! Dwight, no.