The Office (TV Series)
Training (2001)
Mackenzie Crook: Gareth Keenan
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Quotes
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Rowan : Gareth, quick trust exercise, ultimate fantasy?
Gareth : Hmm?
David Brent : We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it.
Gareth : Two lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching.
Rowan : OK. Erm. Tim? Do you have one?
Tim : I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?
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Gareth : So, can you set fire to a postage stamp?
David Brent : No. In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A busdriver would have to accept that as currency.
Gareth : Yeah, that would happen.
David Brent : Well if he doesn't, report him.
Gareth : Yeah, I'll report him when I'm walking home.
Gareth : You can taxi, if you've got enough stamps.
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[Brent believes anything with the Queen's image should be currency]
David Brent : In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency.
Tim : Yeah, that'd happen.
Gareth : Well, if he doesn't, report him.
Tim : Yeah, I'll report him while I'm walking home.
Gareth : Get a taxi, if you've got enough stamps.
Dawn : Or cash 'em in at the Post Office.
David Brent : Shouldn't have to. Shouldn't have to.